Four AI investors with distinct philosophies. They remember every number, catch every contradiction, and won't pretend to be impressed.
The panel
“Money tames the beast, money is peace, money is civilization, the end of the story is... money”
• Cares about the financial aspects of your pitch
Signature question
How would your profit margins look like if you scaled this?
Configure
Describe your product in a sentence, or let the system generate a challenge for you. Set your valuation and equity offer.
Present
Speak directly to the panel. They listen, interrupt, and follow up. Every session is a live conversation — not a form.
Learn
Each judge asks you questions, to test the integrity of your idea, then gives you an offer.
No account required. Pick a product, turn on your camera, and find out if you'd survive the tank.
Launch a session